﻿<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rdf:RDF xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:admin="http://webns.net/mvcb/"><channel rdf:about="/rss.aspx"><title>Dharma Dummies</title><link>http://dharmadummies.com</link><description /><dc:publisher>Quick Blogcast</dc:publisher><admin:generatorAgent rdf:resource="http://app.onlinequickblog.com/" /><items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://dharmadummies.com/2008/11/11/best-fanmade-lost-season-5-trailer-ive-seen-so-far.aspx?ref=rss" /><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://dharmadummies.com/2008/11/08/dharma-dummies-episode-23-the-history-of-the-dharma-initiative.aspx?ref=rss" /><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://dharmadummies.com/2008/10/28/dharma-dharma-and-some-more-dharma.aspx?ref=rss" /><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://dharmadummies.com/2008/10/28/prepare-to-have-your-brains-sent-into-overdrive-the-new-lost-promo.aspx?ref=rss" /><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://dharmadummies.com/2008/09/30/we-have-failed.aspx?ref=rss" /><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://dharmadummies.com/2008/09/26/grandma-dharma-rip.aspx?ref=rss" /><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://dharmadummies.com/2008/09/22/apologies-explanations-and-life-outside-the-dharma-bubble.aspx?ref=rss" /><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://dharmadummies.com/2008/09/17/dharma-wants-you-to-do-your-math-homework.aspx?ref=rss" /><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://dharmadummies.com/2008/09/11/test-4-is-now-up.aspx?ref=rss" /><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://dharmadummies.com/2008/09/10/ogr-update.aspx?ref=rss" /><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://dharmadummies.com/2008/08/29/dharma-dummies-episode-20-eko-character-analysis-part-2.aspx?ref=rss" /><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://dharmadummies.com/2008/08/27/dharma-wants-you-to-study-harder-for-the-sats.aspx?ref=rss" /><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://dharmadummies.com/2008/08/25/the-transmission-spoilerish-video-of-season-5-filming.aspx?ref=rss" /><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://dharmadummies.com/2008/08/25/dharma-opens-pandoras-box.aspx?ref=rss" /><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://dharmadummies.com/2008/08/23/dharma-dummies-episode-20-mr-eko-character-analysis.aspx?ref=rss" /><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://dharmadummies.com/2008/08/20/and-like-that-its-gone.aspx?ref=rss" /><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://dharmadummies.com/2008/08/20/test-1-is-finally-released.aspx?ref=rss" /><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://dharmadummies.com/2008/08/20/youve-got-to-be-kidding-me.aspx?ref=rss" /><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://dharmadummies.com/2008/08/19/dharma-gives-us-id-cards.aspx?ref=rss" /><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://dharmadummies.com/2008/08/16/dharma-release-date-and-comiccon-email.aspx?ref=rss" /></rdf:Seq></items></channel><item rdf:about="http://dharmadummies.com/2008/11/11/best-fanmade-lost-season-5-trailer-ive-seen-so-far.aspx?ref=rss"><title>Best fan-made LOST Season 5 trailer I've seen so far...</title><link>http://dharmadummies.com/2008/11/11/best-fanmade-lost-season-5-trailer-ive-seen-so-far.aspx?ref=rss</link><description><![CDATA[Since we now have an official start date,&nbsp;<a href="http://hollywoodinsider.ew.com/2008/11/losts-fifth-sea.html" target=_blank>January 21st</a>, I've been scouring the interwebs for Lost snippets. In the process I came across what I consider to be a fantastical work of the fandom out there. It's a bit over the top with the music at points but it's brilliantly edited and really encompasses the feel of the show. I am so frakkin' ready for season 5!

<embed src=http://www.youtube.com/v/DJlowv_sxOs&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1 width=425 height=344 type=application/x-shockwave-flash allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed>]]></description><dc:creator>Clay Bigham</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-11-11T11:41:12Z</dc:date></item><item rdf:about="http://dharmadummies.com/2008/11/08/dharma-dummies-episode-23-the-history-of-the-dharma-initiative.aspx?ref=rss"><title>Dharma Dummies Episode 22: The History of the Dharma Initiative</title><link>http://dharmadummies.com/2008/11/08/dharma-dummies-episode-23-the-history-of-the-dharma-initiative.aspx?ref=rss</link><description><![CDATA[<P><BR><BR>We now take you back to your regularly scheduled podcasting. We are indeed back, folks. Thank you again to for all of your patience. Today, on the first part of Dharma Analysis we rummage through the history of "The D.I." We wonder aloud about Joop the orangutan, when Kelvin Inman joined the initiative and how and why those friggin' food drops keep coming to the island. Enjoy and Namaste.<BR><BR>Stay tuned for Part II: The Dharma Stations!</P>
<P><IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/4/0/5/2/2/130983-122504/untitled.bmp" width=360 border=0><BR></P>]]></description><dc:creator>Clay Bigham</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-11-08T03:06:53Z</dc:date></item><item rdf:about="http://dharmadummies.com/2008/10/28/dharma-dharma-and-some-more-dharma.aspx?ref=rss"><title>Dharma, Dharma and some more Dharma.</title><link>http://dharmadummies.com/2008/10/28/dharma-dharma-and-some-more-dharma.aspx?ref=rss</link><description><![CDATA[<IMG style="WIDTH: 125px; HEIGHT: 132px" height=494 src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/4/0/5/2/2/130983-122504/dd_logo_color_02.jpg" width=500 border=0><BR><BR>This is a post just to let Dharma Dummy nation know that we will be bombarding the series of tubes that make up your internet connection with new Dharma Dummy content this week. After what has been a much needed hiatus I, Clay... your humble Dharma Dummies tour guide, will be getting back to the business of Dharma. With help of my intrepid partner in crime Chris we're going to deliver all three parts of our Dharma Initiative analysis.<BR><BR>Since it's been a while between podcasts here's a reminder of what we will be covering:<BR>Part 1: The history of the Dharma Iniative.<BR>Part 2: The Dharma Stations<BR>Part 3: The members of the Dharma Initiative<BR><BR>We may even have time to update you on the vast amount of information we learned about <EM>the new and improved Dharma Iniative</EM> from the marvelously planned ARG "Octagon Global Recruiting." I'm sure there will be tons to discuss on that front since it's been nearly two months since we've released a podcast...&nbsp; I'm sorry.&nbsp;I just can't keep up that level of sarcasm even when I'm typing.<BR><BR>Fear not loyal Dummies (term of endearment), we will attempt to quench your Dharma related needs. Not only are there more analysis episodes coming down the pike but we will also be undergoing a new site redesign and ... wait for it... DHARMA SWAG.<BR><BR>I've also got a couple of contests/games that I've been mulling around. Bottom line: Big good things coming your way from the Dummies.<BR><BR>Peace and namaste,<BR>Clay<BR><BR><IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/4/0/5/2/2/130983-122504/dharma_dummies_new_id_card.jpg" width=252 border=0><BR><BR>]]></description><dc:creator>Clay Bigham</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-10-28T17:25:01Z</dc:date></item><item rdf:about="http://dharmadummies.com/2008/10/28/prepare-to-have-your-brains-sent-into-overdrive-the-new-lost-promo.aspx?ref=rss"><title>Prepare to have your brains sent into overdrive!!! The new Lost promo.</title><link>http://dharmadummies.com/2008/10/28/prepare-to-have-your-brains-sent-into-overdrive-the-new-lost-promo.aspx?ref=rss</link><description><![CDATA[NEW LOST PROMO FOR SEASON FIVE!!! I just have to say that I'm glad to be back in the Dharma Dummies swing of things but I am more excited about&nbsp;real new footage of LOST on the "interwebs."<BR><EMBED src=http://www.youtube.com/v/ODT_9NX2h9o&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1 width=425 height=344 type=application/x-shockwave-flash allowfullscreen="true"><BR><BR>For higher quality version of the promo visit Dark UFO's page:<BR><A href="http://spoilerslost.blogspot.com/2008/10/better-quality-version-of-lost-promo.html">http://spoilerslost.blogspot.com/2008/10/better-quality-version-of-lost-promo.html</A><BR><BR>... and for an even higher quality version visit Doc Arzt and Friends:<BR><A href="http://www.docarzt.com/2008/10/24/best-quality-lost-season-5-promo-yet/">http://www.docarzt.com/2008/10/24/best-quality-lost-season-5-promo-yet/</A><BR><BR>Enjoy and Namaste,<BR>Clay<BR></EMBED>]]></description><dc:creator>Clay Bigham</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-10-28T16:54:17Z</dc:date></item><item rdf:about="http://dharmadummies.com/2008/09/30/we-have-failed.aspx?ref=rss"><title>We have failed!</title><link>http://dharmadummies.com/2008/09/30/we-have-failed.aspx?ref=rss</link><description><![CDATA[Check out the new test at Dharmawantsyou.com.&nbsp; You have already passed or failed by the time you read this.&nbsp; Leave your comments below.&nbsp; Also, why December 15th?!?!?!&nbsp; What do we do between now and then?&nbsp; Where's that forward through time island donkey wheel when you need it?]]></description><dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-09-30T18:57:55Z</dc:date></item><item rdf:about="http://dharmadummies.com/2008/09/26/grandma-dharma-rip.aspx?ref=rss"><title>Grandma Dharma R.I.P.</title><link>http://dharmadummies.com/2008/09/26/grandma-dharma-rip.aspx?ref=rss</link><description><![CDATA[Firstly, I want to thank all of the listeners for the very kind thoughts over&nbsp;the past few days. It is with a heavy heart that I have to inform you that my grandmother Jean, aka "Grandma Dharma," passed away on Wednesday evening after a long battle with leukemia. I can't thank all of you enough for the support and understanding you've demonstrated recently. <BR><BR>Again, I'm not sure exactly when I'll be up to podcasting again but whenever that is Chris and I will be leaving no dharma stone unturned and no questions unasked.&nbsp;That's probably the best tribute I could give my Grandmother anyway since one of the last&nbsp;things she said to me was,"I wanted to know who the hell Jacob was?!" Seriously, no kidding.&nbsp;Sometime soon I'll be putting together the final installment of the Grandma-cast together as well. <BR><BR>Grandma Dharma, you will be missed.<BR><BR>Thanks again to everyone for their support.<BR><BR>Sincerely,<BR>Clay&nbsp;&nbsp;]]></description><dc:creator>Clay Bigham</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-09-26T12:24:15Z</dc:date></item><item rdf:about="http://dharmadummies.com/2008/09/22/apologies-explanations-and-life-outside-the-dharma-bubble.aspx?ref=rss"><title>Apologies, explanations and life outside the Dharma bubble.</title><link>http://dharmadummies.com/2008/09/22/apologies-explanations-and-life-outside-the-dharma-bubble.aspx?ref=rss</link><description><![CDATA[I never intended to use the Dharma Dummies as a "personal blog," but right now the outside world has crashed directly into our little Lost universe, which I am extremely grateful that many of you have found entertaining and enjoyable.<BR><BR>Grandma Dharma, of the Grandma-cast, has been for&nbsp;the&nbsp;better part of this year&nbsp;been fighting a losing battle with leukemia. As you may or may not have guessed, by her inclusion to this podcast, she means more to me than I could ever express in a blog post. This painful process has been both a burden and blessing but ultimately for you, the listener, it has meant a drought of podcasts. Currently I've&nbsp;got two unfinished Dharma-centric analysis episodes sitting on my computer... and&nbsp;I'm not really sure when they are going to be up.<BR><BR>This experience&nbsp;of making a Lost podcast, has allowed me&nbsp;to relate with my grandmother on a level that I would have never anticipated. And it has brought her a surprising amount of&nbsp;joy, during her own struggle with&nbsp;her disease.&nbsp;Oddly enough, Grandma Dharma&nbsp;is determined to record another podcast and still holds out hope to see season five. But right, now spending time with my family is more important than any secrets the Island could ever offer.<BR><BR>In the near future,&nbsp;I will be able to get back to what we do best and Dharma investigations (and maybe a couple grandmacasts) will be ready for download. Again, I'm truly inspired that any of you out there in Internet land find this entertaining. I thank you all for your patience.<BR><BR>Namaste,<BR><BR>Clay<BR>P.S.&nbsp;It looks like the Dharma Wants You&nbsp;ARG&nbsp;is finally getting its act together. Hopefully, we will be able to bombard you with content&nbsp;at the same time the "actual"&nbsp;game begins.&nbsp; Until then for those so inclined <EM>Heroes</EM> is&nbsp;back tonight. I'm really rooting for&nbsp;this season&nbsp;to get the show back on the right track.<BR>&nbsp;]]></description><dc:creator>Clay Bigham</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-09-22T16:12:15Z</dc:date></item><item rdf:about="http://dharmadummies.com/2008/09/17/dharma-wants-you-to-do-your-math-homework.aspx?ref=rss"><title>Dharma Wants You to do your math homework!!</title><link>http://dharmadummies.com/2008/09/17/dharma-wants-you-to-do-your-math-homework.aspx?ref=rss</link><description><![CDATA[<P>Hello Dharma Dummy nation! Apologies for the lack of podcasts lately, this pesky thing called work is really cutting into Lost time (Mittelos, I totally didn't mean to do that). Anyway the Dharma Initiative #1 will be posted no later than&nbsp;Saturday and #2 will follow no later than Monday. We'll also be recording the third installment of the "DI," which delves into the actual members of the initiative on Tuesday. So please send in all of your theories, questions and comments, thank you all for your patience.<BR><BR>Now onto this wacky Dharma Recruitment process. Wouldn't ya know it, we have another test. And this time it's a math test. I think this is more punishment than anything else, because Dharma appears to be upset with all of the "cheating" according to Hans Van Eeghen's latest video diary <A href="http://www.dharmawantsyou.com/">www.dharmawantsyou.com</A>.<BR><BR>I'm not going to lie, I hate math. I'm not terrible at it, but I have tried to avoid it most of my adult life.&nbsp;I'm not sure about&nbsp;anyone else but this test&nbsp;ranged from absurdly easy to redonkulously difficult. I took it&nbsp;twice and somewhere about question&nbsp;6, we went from 4th grade to quantum mechanics. The first time I got 8/10 (no google either) but the&nbsp;second time around I was really pissed off at the sequence "13, 1113, 3113," so I searched&nbsp;immediately came across the "Conway Sequence." &nbsp;<A href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conway_sequence">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conway_sequence</A><BR><BR>You can check out the page for more detailed info (and what I'm sure math geeks refer to as "really fun" math) but for&nbsp;our Lost-verse certain sections that jumped out at me.<BR><BR><EM>1.)&nbsp;&nbsp;Conway's <B>cosmological theorem</B>: Every sequence eventually splits into a sequence of "atomic elements", which are finite subsequences that never again interact with their neighbors. There are 92 elements containing the digits 1,2,3 only, which </EM><A title="John Horton Conway" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Horton_Conway"><EM>John Conway</EM></A><EM> named after the natural </EM><A title="Chemical element" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemical_element"><EM>chemical elements</EM></A><EM>. There are also two "transuranic" elements for each digit larger than 3. <BR><BR>2.) John Horton Conway has shown that the asymptotic rate of growth of the number of digits of subsequent terms of virtually all Look and say sequences is equal to 1.303577269...; this number has been labeled <STRONG><U>"Conway's constant".</U></STRONG></EM></P>
<P>Does this have something to do with our concept of "a constant," as explained by&nbsp;Danny Boy&nbsp;Faraday.&nbsp;I don't know. But when I read things like "constant" and "cosmological theorem," I'm going to take notes. Finally this ARG is getting interesting.<BR><BR>As for what all these Greek mythology characters have to do with our placement tests, I'm at a loss. I took the test twice and got 8/10 and 10/10 and I was put into the "Nyx" group. After googling I was impressed to find out the she, <STRONG><EM>"was the primordial goddess of the night. A shadowy figure, Night stood at or near the beginning of creation, and was the mother of personified gods such as Sleep and Death. Her appearances in mythology are sparse, but reveal her as a figure of exceptional power."<BR><BR></EM></STRONG>I'll take it because it sounds much cooler than being a cyclops.<BR><BR><IMG style="WIDTH: 581px; HEIGHT: 380px" height=438 src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/4/0/5/2/2/130983-122504/dharma_math_test.jpg" width=700 border=0><BR></P>
<P><BR><BR>&nbsp;</P>]]></description><dc:creator>Clay Bigham</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-09-19T16:36:46Z</dc:date></item><item rdf:about="http://dharmadummies.com/2008/09/11/test-4-is-now-up.aspx?ref=rss"><title>Test 4 is now up!</title><link>http://dharmadummies.com/2008/09/11/test-4-is-now-up.aspx?ref=rss</link><description><![CDATA[As well as receiving some emails (I didn't notice anything in the source), test 4 was released today.&nbsp; The questions are much easier than the first round, but still challenging enough to hold your attention.&nbsp; When you get to question 10, type in Mittelwerk to reveal the answer (It's another the answer to this question is, but scrambled.&nbsp; So if it blinks A, which says the answer is B, do I push B or A?&nbsp; Hmmm....)&nbsp; Also, be sure to check out Clementine's test and mine in the comments on the previous posts.&nbsp; Go Dharma!]]></description><dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-09-11T17:02:21Z</dc:date></item><item rdf:about="http://dharmadummies.com/2008/09/10/ogr-update.aspx?ref=rss"><title>OGR update!</title><link>http://dharmadummies.com/2008/09/10/ogr-update.aspx?ref=rss</link><description><![CDATA[Sorry it's been a while folks, but I'm back now and in the swing of things again.&nbsp; Over my break, test 3 was released, which once again has several "cheats" by our Black Swan friend.&nbsp; In it, you need to move a Dharma symbol around without touching the sides of the octagon or running into the roaming balls that speed up over time.&nbsp; I'll put the cheat in the comments for those who don't want to know.<BR><BR>Also, there have been two videos that you can check out over at ODI or Dark UFO.&nbsp; Hans himself addresses us and tells us not to listen to Swan.&nbsp; In the latest video, we get to create our own tests and have a shot at becoming Dharma instructors!&nbsp; Also, Dark UFO caught the glitch in the video, revealing that it is a bar code.&nbsp; When read, it anagrams to Mittelwerk.&nbsp; Is the new Dharma being run/funded by our fiendish foe?&nbsp; Stay tuned to find out.&nbsp; Also, if anyone is interested in checking out the self made Dharma tests, leave the link in the comments and I'll be sure to to approve them everyday around 5 PM so that we can all share in the Dharma points.<BR><BR>Podcast update:&nbsp; Clay and I have taped part one and two of the Dharma Initiative covering the History and the Stations.&nbsp; We plan on taping the People behind the Initiative next week and releasing the History sometime next week.&nbsp; Send your calls, comments, emails in to us if you want us to discuss anything in particular.&nbsp; Making the hiatus more bearable, we remail your dummies!]]></description><dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-09-10T21:13:45Z</dc:date></item><item rdf:about="http://dharmadummies.com/2008/08/29/dharma-dummies-episode-20-eko-character-analysis-part-2.aspx?ref=rss"><title>Dharma Dummies Episode 21: Mr. Eko Character Analysis Part 2</title><link>http://dharmadummies.com/2008/08/29/dharma-dummies-episode-20-eko-character-analysis-part-2.aspx?ref=rss</link><description><![CDATA[<P><BR><BR>On this second part of the Eko analysis we try and discern the meaning behind the Jesus Stick scripture and why ghostly Yemi seems to be so hot and cold toward his big brother Eko. We also mix in some wacky theories about the smoke monster and&nbsp;openly threaten Darlton in order to bring back "AAA" for an encore in season six.<BR><BR>Enjoy.&nbsp;</P>
<P><IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/4/0/5/2/2/130983-122504/417px_Yemi_vision.jpg" width=417 border=0></P>]]></description><dc:creator>Clay Bigham</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-08-29T21:17:13Z</dc:date></item><item rdf:about="http://dharmadummies.com/2008/08/27/dharma-wants-you-to-study-harder-for-the-sats.aspx?ref=rss"><title>Dharma Wants You... to study harder for the SAT's?</title><link>http://dharmadummies.com/2008/08/27/dharma-wants-you-to-study-harder-for-the-sats.aspx?ref=rss</link><description><![CDATA[<P>Test #2, Broad Spectrum Knowledge Analysis, is up and running (although numerous server crashes have again been reported) <A href="http://www.dharmawantsyou.com/">www.dharmawantsyou.com</A>. I'll give them credit this test is definitely more difficult.&nbsp; The one I found the most particularly annoying was "What did Pablo Picasso name his daughter?" Wow. I can barely name two of that guy's paintings, but his daughter!?<BR><BR>And after guessing randomly for much of the three minutes it took to take the test, I was rewarded with a rank of "Brontes." Which after some googling is a Cyclops. In fact all of the ranks for this test are named after a Cyclops.&nbsp;So what is that supposed to mean? We're all a bunch of big, dumb one-eyed monsters?&nbsp; Hoodlum certainly knows how to ingratiate itself to its customers doesn't it.<BR><BR><IMG style="WIDTH: 524px; HEIGHT: 291px" height=381 src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/4/0/5/2/2/130983-122504/dharma_thinks_im_a_cyclops.jpg" width=657 border=0></P>
<P>Broad Spectrum Knowledge Analysis = Bull Sh#@ Kidding Around</P>]]></description><dc:creator>Clay Bigham</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-08-27T16:05:09Z</dc:date></item><item rdf:about="http://dharmadummies.com/2008/08/25/the-transmission-spoilerish-video-of-season-5-filming.aspx?ref=rss"><title>The Transmission Spoilerish Video of Season 5 Filming!!!</title><link>http://dharmadummies.com/2008/08/25/the-transmission-spoilerish-video-of-season-5-filming.aspx?ref=rss</link><description><![CDATA[Ryan from the Transmission is freaking awesome. Just knowing that the cast and crew are filming makes it seem like Season 5 isn't... 5 MONTHS AWAY!!!!&nbsp; Still this was a really great job by the Transmission crew.<BR><A href="http://www.hawaiiup.com/lost">http://www.hawaiiup.com/lost</A> <BR><BR>Warning, this is technically a spoiler. Although we can't actually tell many specifics from the scene. You've been warned.<BR><BR><EMBED src=http://www.youtube.com/v/s9SD5rVvtBo&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1 width=425 height=344 type=application/x-shockwave-flash allowfullscreen="true"></EMBED>]]></description><dc:creator>Clay Bigham</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-08-25T01:28:32Z</dc:date></item><item rdf:about="http://dharmadummies.com/2008/08/25/dharma-opens-pandoras-box.aspx?ref=rss"><title>Dharma opens "Pandora's" Box</title><link>http://dharmadummies.com/2008/08/25/dharma-opens-pandoras-box.aspx?ref=rss</link><description><![CDATA[Now that the new Dharma ARG is actually functional, it seems a little strange IMO. First off,&nbsp;thus far the purpose&nbsp;of&nbsp;this new Dharma Initiative (and the game) comes off as collecting email and personal information.&nbsp;This is just my personal preference, but I'd much rather click on a few blatant advertisements for Sprite or Jeep than "challenge a friend," to give their email&nbsp;and personal info to Dharma. This is exactly why I have no Dharma Points...<BR><BR>Second, what&nbsp;are these&nbsp;puzzle tests supposed to prove?&nbsp;That the best and the brightest are good with puzzles? Super. If you're one of the recruits (like I was) that used the now infamous "cheat," that seemed to be&nbsp;purposely placed into the site... then Dharma is an organization that&nbsp;rewards&nbsp;cleverness over intelligence (though I don't really see how anyone could've deduced the actual "cheat" other than stumbling across it accidentally).&nbsp;<BR><BR>Third, isn't it super cool that Dharma has put everybody into cool categories like "Pandora," and "Ganymede?!!" It would&nbsp;be cool if there were an address embedded in the source&nbsp;code&nbsp;that linked to another site called "Pandora Syndicate" or something cryptic sounding.&nbsp;&nbsp;But there isn't. And if there is something like that it won't be released for at least another two weeks.<BR>&nbsp;<BR>This idea that Dharma wants you to "look beyond the&nbsp;test itself,"&nbsp;is the only real clue as to where they are going with this ARG. And the notion that "things may not be quite what they seem" isn't really a groundbreaking idea in the Lost-verse.&nbsp; So as of this moment I'm still feeling kind&nbsp;of "meh" about this new Dharma&nbsp;experience. Give me something I can sink my&nbsp;teeth into please.<BR><BR><IMG style="WIDTH: 569px" height=427 src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/4/0/5/2/2/130983-122504/Suck_it_Dharma.jpg" width=700 border=0><BR><BR>&nbsp;]]></description><dc:creator>Clay Bigham</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-08-25T21:00:01Z</dc:date></item><item rdf:about="http://dharmadummies.com/2008/08/23/dharma-dummies-episode-20-mr-eko-character-analysis.aspx?ref=rss"><title>Dharma Dummies Episode 20: Mr. Eko Character Analysis Part 1</title><link>http://dharmadummies.com/2008/08/23/dharma-dummies-episode-20-mr-eko-character-analysis.aspx?ref=rss</link><description><![CDATA[<BR><BR>While we were waiting for the new fangled Dharma Initiative to do something&nbsp;interesting, here at Dummy headquarters we're getting back to some good old fashion podcasting. In part one of this Eko character analysis we get to a ton of&nbsp;great listener feedback, determine just how "badass," Mr. Eko really was and ponder whether Ben wanted him dead the minute he set foot on the island.<BR><BR>Part two coming soon. Enjoy.<BR><BR><IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/4/0/5/2/2/130983-122504/2X10_EkoWarlord.jpg" width=304 border=0>]]></description><dc:creator>Clay Bigham</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-08-23T01:33:32Z</dc:date></item><item rdf:about="http://dharmadummies.com/2008/08/20/and-like-that-its-gone.aspx?ref=rss"><title>And like that... It's gone.</title><link>http://dharmadummies.com/2008/08/20/and-like-that-its-gone.aspx?ref=rss</link><description><![CDATA[<P>Yes, for those few who were lucky enough to get the new Dharma experiment to load properly, an extremely lame puzzle was to be solved. But alas, all good things must come to an end. So, after functionally sporadically for a 12 hour window <A href="http://www.dharmawantsyou.com/">www.dharmawantsyou.com</A> crashed and is now updating... again.<BR><BR><IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/4/0/5/2/2/130983-122504/dharmas_updating_again_copy.jpg" width=527 border=0></P>
<P>With this staggeringly boring development, I feel comfortable launching our new Octagon Global Recruiting website <A href="http://dharmadoesntwantyou.blogspot.com/">http://dharmadoesntwantyou.blogspot.com</A>. Let the kvetching begin!</P>]]></description><dc:creator>Clay Bigham</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-08-20T21:45:01Z</dc:date></item><item rdf:about="http://dharmadummies.com/2008/08/20/test-1-is-finally-released.aspx?ref=rss"><title>Test 1 is finally released!</title><link>http://dharmadummies.com/2008/08/20/test-1-is-finally-released.aspx?ref=rss</link><description><![CDATA[This morning we received an email telling us about the card that we can carry with pride (thanks, Hans), and that test 1 is up.&nbsp; In the email it quotes an alert:&nbsp; "Batteries Ice Pint".&nbsp; The ODI have anagramed it to say Patience is bitter.&nbsp; I had trouble loading&nbsp;the test&nbsp;the first time but finally got in and it was...a tangram.&nbsp; How fast can you put the pieces in the box to make a square?&nbsp; I had just woken up, so my reflexes were a little slow, but I got a&nbsp;27 the first try.&nbsp; I hope to go back and retry if it will ever load again (it's still clunky).&nbsp;&nbsp;The test changes everytime, so it's ok to look.&nbsp; I got a 60 the second time around.<BR><BR><IMG style="WIDTH: 547px; HEIGHT: 383px" height=503 src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/4/0/5/2/2/130983-122504/Slide16.JPG" width=700 border=0><BR><BR><IMG style="WIDTH: 315px; HEIGHT: 260px" height=484 src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/4/0/5/2/2/130983-122504/Slide22.JPG" width=700 border=0>&nbsp;&nbsp; <IMG style="WIDTH: 292px; HEIGHT: 267px" height=270 src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/4/0/5/2/2/130983-122504/Slide32.JPG" width=700 border=0><BR><BR><IMG style="WIDTH: 314px; HEIGHT: 256px" height=299 src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/4/0/5/2/2/130983-122504/dharma_test_60.jpg" width=700 border=0>&nbsp; <IMG style="WIDTH: 299px; HEIGHT: 258px" height=264 src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/4/0/5/2/2/130983-122504/Slide52.JPG" width=700 border=0><BR><BR><IMG style="WIDTH: 303px; HEIGHT: 231px" height=323 src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/4/0/5/2/2/130983-122504/dharma_test_1.jpg" width=700 border=0>]]></description><dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-08-20T06:12:53Z</dc:date></item><item rdf:about="http://dharmadummies.com/2008/08/20/youve-got-to-be-kidding-me.aspx?ref=rss"><title>You've got to be kidding me.</title><link>http://dharmadummies.com/2008/08/20/youve-got-to-be-kidding-me.aspx?ref=rss</link><description><![CDATA[Why am I checking <A href="http://www.dharmawantsyou.com/">www.dharmawantsyou.com</A> at this hour? Simple, my computer just finished an massive spam/virus sweep and I thought, "What the heck? Maybe they've changed something."<BR><BR>And indeed, the Dharma people have updated their website... with another "update" notice.<BR><IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/4/0/5/2/2/130983-122504/dharmawantsyou_updating_copy.jpg" width=512 border=0><BR><BR>As many Dummy listeners know, our podcasts often encounter numerous production delays (Mr. Eko's analysis has been trapped inside a polar bear cave for the last week). But we try put out our best effort as quick as we possibly can. What the hell is Hoodlum's excuse for this ARG? They are getting paid by ABC or one of their subsidiaries, correct?&nbsp;<BR><BR>Did Darlton forget to send them their notes? Are their programmers scrambling madly around their&nbsp;offices like&nbsp;hung-over freshmen that haven't attended class in two months, but find themselves staring down a final exam?&nbsp;&nbsp;To quote the great Hugo Reyes,<BR><BR>"I WANT SOME FRIGGIN' ANSWERS!!!"]]></description><dc:creator>Clay Bigham</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-08-20T02:14:30Z</dc:date></item><item rdf:about="http://dharmadummies.com/2008/08/19/dharma-gives-us-id-cards.aspx?ref=rss"><title>Dharma gives us.... ID cards!!!</title><link>http://dharmadummies.com/2008/08/19/dharma-gives-us-id-cards.aspx?ref=rss</link><description><![CDATA[<IMG style="WIDTH: 646px" height=250 src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/4/0/5/2/2/130983-122504/claybigham_84502105524.jpg" width=700 border=0><BR>If you login on <A href="http://www.dharmawantsyou.com/">www.dharmawantsyou.com</A> and go to your profile page it now contains a "download card" button. You can save and print your very own Dharma Initiative identification badge. I would say that I'm ecstatic, but I don't want to undersell it.<BR><BR>Can we please have those volunteer assessments now? It is technically 8/19.]]></description><dc:creator>Clay Bigham</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-08-19T18:58:27Z</dc:date></item><item rdf:about="http://dharmadummies.com/2008/08/16/dharma-release-date-and-comiccon-email.aspx?ref=rss"><title>Dharma release date and Comic-Con email!</title><link>http://dharmadummies.com/2008/08/16/dharma-release-date-and-comiccon-email.aspx?ref=rss</link><description><![CDATA[After clicking on the Dharma site 108 times, I finally got into the login screen and the date has been revealed as Tuesday, August 19th!&nbsp; Check out the screen caps below!<BR><BR><BR><IMG style="WIDTH: 591px; HEIGHT: 432px" height=471 src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/4/0/5/2/2/130983-122504/dharma_release_date.jpg" width=700 border=0><BR><BR>Also, here's a screencap of the Comic-Con exclusive email.&nbsp; I haven't noticed anything in the email's source code.<BR><BR><IMG style="WIDTH: 589px" height=428 src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/4/0/5/2/2/130983-122504/dd_email_comiccon.jpg" width=700 border=0>]]></description><dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-08-16T10:47:21Z</dc:date></item></rdf:RDF>