Dharmawantsyou.com now live!
Posted by Chris at 7/28/2008 10:14 PM and is filed under uncategorized 
Here are the images from the test. Be sure to register today! The questions reminded me of some of the Blade Runner questions, especially the turtle one (Why am I not helping!?). 
After you answer the second question, you hear German being spoken in the background. Also, you can click on Dharma Initiative in the upper right corner but nothing happens. Also of note, the DOB on the registration is set to July 17, 78. It's cool to see that all the images were in the hacked video RuckusGuy sent over the bluetooth. Let the discussion commense!
After you answer the second question, you hear German being spoken in the background. Also, you can click on Dharma Initiative in the upper right corner but nothing happens. Also of note, the DOB on the registration is set to July 17, 78. It's cool to see that all the images were in the hacked video RuckusGuy sent over the bluetooth. Let the discussion commense! 
the upper right corner of the page is a kinda home button. when you hit it when your on another page such as your profile page, it takes you back to the home page.
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Thanks, maladylis. I wasn't quite sure if that was it's purpose or if they simply hadn't linked it anywhere yet.
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any time Chris Now I hope they fix the site so it can handle the crush of people trying to sign on and take the tests. I hope this doesn't happen every week when it's updated !
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I thought I was so prepared when I took the test. NOT so ;(
I had lots of honest answers to the pics, thinking I would type or speak what came to my mind. Thus, having a psychic connection to what questions were awaiting me, per my deep spiritual connection to the Universal Library (ok,ok, .. per my mundane ability to click on a link to the Dharma Dummies web site ;D )I felt totally prepared to ace the interview with quick honest responses. ROFLMAO! I had no idea.
First, my Firewall was set up to reject just about everything involved. That cost me about 45 minutes trying to figure out why my password wouldn't work and why the test would not load. Be prepared to allow scripts, 3rd party cookies and pop-ups. OkOk, so I was already sore and tired by the time the test started, but I was still so full of confidence. Only....
I was never given the chance to enter my answers. The pictures are all multiple choice. Of course, none of my answers were amoung the 4 possible answers for each picture.
I wish I had written this post right after I took the exam but it was several hours ago - I had dumb things to do like prepare dinner and spend time with husband (I love you, dear.) He too has felt neglected since Comic Con confiscated all my time and attention :o.
I'll do my best here. The one of the tree was the first and I was totally caught off guard. I picked the choice "turn here" although I really didn't feel that. But I didn't feel any of the others at all. I didn't feel in danger. I forget the other 2 choices.
The one of the guitars, skeletins the choices were calcify, then weird choices I've forgotten ( I am no help, am I?) I remember thinking that one answer could have been about a spine and another a very vague connection to music and a 3rd about some red emotion like anger or something, but something I definately did not feel at all. I suppose the spinal and/or vaguely musical choice could work, but they really were obscure indirect references. So I picked calcify. Maybe cos I have just learned my recent bloodtest for something else said I was low on vit.D Who knows. But that certainly wasn't my real thoughts. My husband plays a mean guitar very much in the style of Jimi Hendrix so I was prepared to say Hendrix had returned to the living or Holloween music. Nothing like that was in there.
The wolf in bed with Little Red made me think of the awesome Soundheim play "into the woods" which, if the test was vocal, I was planning to sing out the title words. If not, typing would do. However I ended up just saying deception. One of the choices was danger which could work, but I didn't feel that. I forgot the other 2 but I didn't feel they had anything to do with the picture.
The water sprinkler choices were humid, siblings, one aggressive one I didn't feel connected to the scene and I totally forget the 4th (I really should have immediately posted.)
Out of room. Defeating purpose, but will make new post to con't.
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I will stop rambling and try to be precise and to the point (if you only knew... )
The one of the sand I put desolation or destruction (it was a "d" word). There was a choice implying rebuilding opportunity, some pleasant passtime and I forgot what.
The one of the trees and the road, I choise an enterence. (I love Stephen King's books.) Another choice was an exit, another implied imminent danger, and again, I have no recollection of the 4th choice (I'd make such a good president!)
The one above that I chose amputee. I couldn't see any connection to any of the others (bet one of the others was the correct one though, lol).
I am totally blank on the one of the jaw. One choice was having a toothpulled. I didn't chose that, though I considered it. I dont remember what I chose or what the answers were. (I should just go to bed and forget this posting, I think)
The one of ths ship I abandon (i'm reading "The survivors of the chancellor" right now. I remember thinking I'm not one to abandon anything (even when I should). Naturally I don't remember the other 3 choices.
All the questions were multiple choice. Why would I take a toy from a crying baby? My answer would be cos the toy was dangerous. The closest choice was the baby was choking. Then there was a choice "to open it" and "to wind it up" and one mean type of response.
ABout not killing a spider, you could chose cos it wasn't poisonous, it was dead, you were a Buddhist and the 4th was that you were making a nature show documentory. I put because it wasn't poisonous and I dont know why I chose that.
About that tortoise on its back, you weren't helping cos it was already dead, you were afraid of tortoises, something about thinking it was doing what it wanted, and I forgot the 4th. Maybe that was the one about filming a nature show instead of the spider. I think my mind is mixing up the tortoise and the spider (hmmm, wonder what that says about me...).
Lying face down right next to a cemetary was cos you fainted from grief, were napping in an adjoining park, were a corpse that fell out of the hurst, and of course, I forget the last choice. I chose fainting from grief but I wonder why I didn't chose napping in an adjoining park. That is what I would anwswer, but I had really had it by this point.
The choices for the last one (the knife in bed) were because you thought someone had broken into your home, you were cutting off a tag, you were eating breakfast in bed and I think the last one was sharpening it, but I'm not sure. I picked breakfast in bed.
You know, I had such good answers I never got to give. I wish I had known it was multiple choice, so I am passing the info on (as lacking as it is) so maybe others will be better prepared. I never got asked about the sound of terror which is a soft voice with creepy music in the background, not a scream, to me.
Just a little bit more. Sorry, fellow Dummies, for posting so long.
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After all this I'm not sure I didn't lose the test in cyberspace. After the "analysis" of my answers I passed (surprise surprise) and was given a form to sign up with. (Oh! in the very beginning, you don't sign up as a pre-registered beginner, even if you did the whole email thing with them. You a totally new. I had several failures over this, though it appears so obvious now.)
The signup form after you pass the test looks like an ID card. There is a place where you are supposed to upload a picture of you. Like I said, i was sore and rushing at this point and not thinking at all. I didn't notice that the spot for uploading a picture was not astericked (a "must provide"). I went all through the directories on my laptop looking for a pic of me, but only found me and my husband in a photoshoped snow globe of sorts from our wedding and one of me from about 5 years ago. All my pics are on my pc, not my laptop. I was on the laptop, naturally). Out of desperation I chose the one from 5-6 years ago. I waited forever and forever for it to upload. Realizing that must be my firewall again, blocking the upload, I tried to cancel and lost the whole (unsaved)screen. I wanted to scream.
At first i couldn't get the page back. when I finally did, it was blank. Want to know the sound of anger and frustration? LOL. But the number they assigned me did show up finally, as well as my signin name. I had to renenter everything on that page but that was no biggie. I just pray that my answers to the test went through. I think they did. However, I have still not received an assesment.
At the end screen there are 3 links. One with your assesment or pending assesment; another with your category (not received yet either) and 3rd a group leader link. Apparantly every week they post the top ten in every category. They did't say how they determined the top ten.
And that is that. I wanted to respond to somethings from your podcast after comic con -nowhere near as long as this, I promise - but that will have to be tomorrow. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
sweet dreams of world peace, everyone.
Laura
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Hey Laura, you are at the same spot the rest of us are. It says ready to commence soon or some such thing in the middle octagon. Sorry you had so much trouble with it. I just got a white screen with a string of characters when I went to it. I don't know what it means, it anything, but here it is:
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Hello Dharma Recruits, The correct address is dharmawantsyou.com
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